Black Super Mario
*Jumps on mushroom*
*Throws fireball at turtle*
*Slides down sewer pipe*
*Arrested for assault, arson, and trespass*
Hubby is trying to get it up…There we go…Ok now it won’t go down-oh there it goes…Shit, now it’s going back up!
Garage door is broken
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That moment the school calls because 15 was caught drinking at school and it’s still the same principal that had to call your parents.
You had my full attention until you said “without further adieu.”
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horrifying if literal: the electric slide
Had to have “the talk” with my 5yr old. He asked me where sandwiches come from.
I’m watching a guy on tv who makes a living simply by having opinions about hockey wondering which one of us is the bigger pile of shit.
*crawls into bed naked*
*grabs a book*
This is nice. I wonder whose house this is.