If I had to list one thing I’m truly outstanding at I think it would be ripping open resealable bags so they are no longer sealable.
Hubs: Ok boys, pick a number 1-4
3 year old: Lion Gaurd!
5 year old: 5!
So yes, homeschooling is going quite well.
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What idiot called it a transplant and not re-organ-izing?
Asked my Ouija board if I was getting laid tonight & the pointer keeps gliding back & forth between the H & the A.
It’s been over an hour.
me: all I know is that to me, you look like you’re having fun, open up your lovin’ arms, watch out here I come
other kids: ok no, you’re not allowed to play red rover anymore
“please do not expand the list by killing people.”
Believe it or not I’m listening to the Final Countdown in the grocery store. Now you’re hearing it too.
Margo: And why is the snow all wet, TODD?
Todd: I don’t KNOW, Margo!
I can undo a bra with two fingers and no eyes but can’t tie a tie with both hands and a 6 minute video tutorial.
Marry a man who surrounds himself with good weather and can provide good weather for you and your children.