A decepticon is a just a cheeky emoticon at the end of a message intended to excuse the sender and confuse the recipient.
Ex: Please die 😉
[Hubs to my 6yo]
Hubs: So, your mother says sarcasm doesn’t work with children
6yo: You dont say!
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Back then, ugly people were allowed to make music.
2000: “With our great minds, in the next 20 years we will be colonizing Mars.”
2020: “Gather round everyone, here’s a video on how to wash your hands.”
I’m not a womanizer! They were all women when I found them!
I have 3 kids and often wonder what their future holds.
10: will be a teacher
5: a doctor
3: a dictator – just not sure which country she will take over yet. So many choices, but I’m thinking Canada because they are so polite and she is scary AF.
The Walking Dead is Jesus’s favorite show.
Don’t argue with strangers on the Internet.
Save up all that negative energy for your coworkers and door to door salesmen.
Computer dating is fine… if you are a computer.
The year 2932, lines for the new iPhone are so long, many die before reaching the end. Those who do, get back in line for the next phone.
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