Thought for the day:
Shouldn’t you really have more than one thought each day?
“Huh?” – Wonder Woman
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I walked briskly to the nearest safe haven as I was being chased by the hood on my jacket.
“Why put a baseball bat up when you can just lay it down on a stair in the middle of the stairway? What could go wrong?”
~My son apparently
Cotton candy is just flavored spider webs
me: sweet chainmail
knight: thanks tell six of your friends or I’ll kill you
5: when you laugh your head off does it grow back?
[At historic site]
Me: What’s the wifi password?
G: I meant about 19th century life.
M: Oh….Dost thou have thy password?
me: i don’t get why no one falls in love with me
person: wanna go on a date?
I’m less upset with Lance Armstrong lying about taking performance-enchancing drugs than I am at Oprah for lying about retiring.
I got new neighbors today, I hope they like my music as much as the last 9 families did.