Humans are pretty civilized until a t-shirt is being thrown into a crowd.

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The trick to doing crimes is to wait until after 5pm when all the police have gone home for the day


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[this fence is taking forever]


[flash to dog in sunglasses waiting for his fifth batch of waffles to pop up]


You wake up from a coma only to realize everyone you love has abandoned you because they went through your phone while you were out.


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Me, having replaced the brine with vodka a week ago: totally


A giant lizard rebuilds Japan and the moonwalks into the sea. #ReverseAFilmPlot