@DothTheDoth: Hungover? Hydrate. Anxious? Hydrate. Want to advance Satan’s agenda here on Earth? Hydrate.
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@LindaInDisguise: Me: It's been 3 years, but I'm finally making progress on my book. Friend: You're writing a book? Me: No. I meant the book I'm reading.
@TheMichaelRock: The Zika virus can now be transmitted sexually. Luckily, most of you have nothing to worry about.