Lets not kid ourselves, if the zombie apocalypse broke out, there are a couple people we would swear were zombies so we could shoot them
I ain’t sayin she a gold digger, but she has a helmet with a flashlight on it, and a pick axe.
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Doc: Maam, due to the accident your daughter cant…
Mom: Cant what?!
D: She cant even. She literally cannot even.
M: *single tear falls*
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narrator: and here we see the majestic bal-
toupeed eagle: what?
Saw a homeless guy at McDonald’s begging for money, told him I’d buy him something to eat. He said no thanks, getting money for Taco Bell.
Why yes, person on the Internet, I would love to make $596 per day sitting at home. Let’s do this!!!
New evidence shows #marijuana not only helps with cancer side effects but may fight cancer itself! Oh pot, is there anything u can’t do?
The weatherman said it’s nice outside. I guess they don’t let him watch the rest of the news.