@TheRolo: I almost got ran over by joggers. I saved myself by pretending to be a stop light. I got away while they jogged in place.
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@ddsmidt: Me: It’s not what you said, it’s the way you said it! Husband: *Doesn’t even realize we had a conversation*
@prufrockluvsong: Pro tip: Spice up your next blood ritual by writing all the chants in iambic pentagrameter.