@rgay: I always say thank you to Alexa so that when the machines take over they know I am nice.
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@SirEviscerate: Ugh, I'm starting to regret getting bangs. "You don't have bangs." Wait, what's that thing you get when a bat bites you? "Rabies?" That's it
@ericsshadow: Single: We do it like rabbits Married: I submitted the proper request form but haven’t heard back yet
@thesulk: When I call 911, I'm gonna do a Sean Connery impersonation to briefly amuse the jurors at my trial.