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@Sean_Burgundy_: I always try to hold in my sneezes so I don't give someone a reason to talk to me
@iGreenMonk: I got a dog and named it "Twenty Miles". This way I can tell people that I walk twenty miles everyday.
@PeaceInTruth1: Two heads aren't better than one if you're both stupid.
@EJGomez: we tend to look past the fact the happy birthday song was probably written by someone who forgot a gift & came up with that song on the spot
@kelownagoose: Let's make it weird.
Dont worry. I'll start.