@Sean_Burgundy_: I always try to hold in my sneezes so I don't give someone a reason to talk to me
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@baronvonbike: When I was a kid I wanted to join this gang. They all had these crazy symbol tattoos on their midsections. Ok, I wanted to be a Care Bear.
@jonnysun: BARBER: what'll it be ME: can u make me feel extremeley self-conscious for 45 minutes BARBER: u got it
@carlyken: The facial recognition on my iPhone recognizes me in sunglasses but not when I’m smiling