@Pork_Chop_Hair: I am not above nurturing our friendship for years just to get that secret family recipe.
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@Reverend_Scott: Cop: Know why I stopped u? "To compliment my hair?" Cop: [looking down moving toe around in the dirt] Maaaaybe.
@64spoons: Know when to holdem *Pick up panties Know when to foldem *Fold em Know when to walk away *Leave laundromat Know when to run *Girl chasing me
@imence2: "My ex was a great wife, mom & never once complained once about ass to mouth" was apparently not an acceptable speech when she remarried?