@JoParkerBear: I am officially lowering my dating standards to include anyone who may have access to a swimming pool. I will learn to love you. Call me.
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@P_o_n_k: BEAR: You tryna fight, bro? SHARK: Just name a place BEAR: Parking lot. 4 o' clock. Come alone SHARK: Like...like an underwater parking lot?
@PetrickSara: Little known fact: Young children’s bones are not the same as an adult. Children’s elbows are actually made of knives.