@Cheeseboy22: I am pretty impressed with the woman that created the algorithm to take the first photo of a black hole. Especially because it took me four tries to correctly spell the word "algorithm."
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@KevinFarzad: It's nice to know that even people who are running for President are shitty at answering "What is your greatest weakness?"
@Reverend_Scott: OK THERE. DID I PASS YOUR STUPID SOBRIETY TEST YET? Cop: Sir, you're still laying on the ground where you fell down.
@ArfMeasures: [Date night] WIFE: Remember the night we met? ME: Yeah you walked in, I was eating pizza, and our eyes met WIFE: It was amazing ME: It really was and I don't normally like deep pan
@TechnicallyRon: "Londoners need to be more afraid" Nah, we're British, we only panic about a light snow or finding out we're out of milk.