@shariv67
@mrtruthandsoul
Superman: Where’s Batman?
Wonder Woman: *shrugs*
Firestorm: I dunno
Green Lantern: …
Superman: Oh shit, we forgot Batman can’t fly again!!
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@mrtruthandsoul
@_babyfrog
i think about this illustration by cécile dormeau a lot
@Molly_Kats
A drop of roof water hit my face and I reacted like it was liquid herpes.
@stephenjmolloy
‘Keanu Can Canoe, Can You?’ – instructional video in which actor Keanu Reeves teaches people how to use a canoe.
@LoveNLunchmeat
STOP WHINING KIDS! If mommy wants to listen to a bunch of people whining for no reason, she’ll log into twitter.
@sammyrhodes
S is my favorite letter because it changes biscuit to biscuits.
@daemonic3
[interview]
What is your greatest strength?
“Throwing my voice”
You’re hired!
“Ok great, thanks”
Wait I didn’t say- oh wow you’re good
@OurMarketingGuy
Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?
@liv_thatsme
Overheard:
“Why is that woman listening to our conversation?”
@PettyRuxpin83
love can touch us one time and last for a lifetime
*herpes