@DaddyJew: I am 'yay my plans to go out got cancelled' years old
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@ShawnHatosy: The so called genius at the Apple Store mentioned he has a girlfriend; thus, his geek credibility is compromised & I don't trust his advice.
@UnFitz: Me: The voices are telling me to do things again. Boss: No shit. That's my voice. You haven't done a thing since you got here this morning.
@brennadine: "How was the beach? You hang ten or what?" No but I stabbed a couple because they kept asking stupid questions about my vacation