10 Easy Steps to Learn Binary:
1) There are 1’s and 0’s
10) There are no 2’s
I annoyed my kids so bad they told ME to go to bed.
So it looks like this parenting thing has come full circle.
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ME: Oh yeah? Name one of their albums
ME Okay, forget about it then
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People who talk to themselves tend to be better lovers. Did you know that? Yes, I did know that. Thank you for asking.
If there’s awkward silence & he asks what you’re thinking about “emotionally damaged werewolves” is not the best answer. I know this now.
When you unfollow someone it should pop up with a list of other idiots to unfollow
I’m going to throw up in my cat’s bed and see how she likes it
*entire building at my work loses power*
*I run all the way to Linda’s office*
Remember when you said light up shoes were a dumb idea?
I let my baby girl know she can do anything.
Except taking the bow out of her hair cuz IT’S REALLY CUTE AND SHE NEEDS TO LEAVE IT ALONE.