@prufrockluvsong: I bet da Vinci told Mona Lisa to smile more and that's why he's dead now.
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@myonlymizztake: When a CW is coming out of the men's room as I walk past, I always ask if everything went well because that's the polite thing to do.
@dmc1138: While everyone is busy complaining about their tweets being stolen & put on Facebook, I've quietly become the funniest person on MySpace!
@GingerHotDish: My therapist says I should delete my account and meet real people, but she’s still on Facebook so what does she know.