@Bob_Janke: I bet the best part of being in your 70s is you get to drive through buildings and people just say "oh he must've hit the gas instead of the brakes" and that's it
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@chuuew: ME: Table for 7 please WAITER: Hahahahahahaha ME: 7-p-m. Just me WAITER: Okay that makes more sense
@Book_Krazy: *sees neighbor put his garbage in our trash can* ME: *goes to find hub* "You know what makes me mad?" HUB: *points to self*
@AbbieEvansXO: *throws away a paper clip I haven’t used in 20 years* [2 seconds later] Shit I need a paper clip
@MafiaJoker78: *Leaves home for the day... *Fears I left something behind *Runs inside to see baby playing with my phone. *Grabs phone & leaves.