@illTortuga: I bet Usher shows everyone to their seats at his concerts.
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@ItsSamG: Them: How much would you have to win in the lottery to quit your job? Me: At this point I’d probably walk if I won a free coffee in McDonalds Monopoly
@OhNoSheTwitnt: All of Ariel's mer-sisters' names started with A too. More like keeping up with the Karsplashians.
@ItsAndyRyan: What idiot called it 'telling the future through tea-leaves' and not 'brews foresight'?
@lanyardigan: Most of us get into advertising for the money. Me? I've just always had a passion for making people feel bad