@illTortuga: I bet Usher shows everyone to their seats at his concerts.
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@Kyle_Lippert: Give a man a fish & he'll be all "WTF are you giving me a fish for? That's weird" Teach a man to fish & he'll be all "Again with the fish?"
@jergarl: Not sure why this lady looked so shocked when I whispered, "LIAR!" into her ear after I watched her type "lol". She did NOT lol.
@envydatropic: I was trying to be fancy using a pepper grinder and now I'm just exhausted from the manual labor