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@Parkerlawyer: I bought black-out curtains on Amazon Prime day. It’s noon and my husband is still asleep.

So either he’s dead or they really work. 10/10

I bought black-out curtains on Amazon Prime day. It’s noon and my husband is still asleep. 

So either he’s dead or they really work. 10/10

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