How long does a guest have to overstay before you can claim them on your taxes?
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Me: I’m feeling really confident right now.
Universe: Humble her.
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She dropped her hand real fast and was like, “why!? What’s wrong!?”
I said, “what if there’s a salad dressing!?”
She hates me now