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@Fruit_Slinger: I built that beach a sandcastle.
Beaches love sandcastles.
@theSolemnBard: ME: There's a dead fly in my soup
ME: There's a dead fly in a tiny burning longboat in my soup
ME: A cricket bard sings his spirit into the next world
ME: My compliments to the chef
@TheCattyLady: Go down a water slide without water and you'll understand why foreplay is so important.
@hippieswordfish: 'welcome to helicopter class. any questions..'
*student raises hand*
*arm gets obliterated by chopper blades*
'can wait until we go inside'
@nickbilton: The revolution will be tweeted. The sunset, Instagrammed. The relationship, Facebooked. The storm, Vined.
@i_zzzzzz: Good slumber party questions:
- What's the furthest underground you've ever eaten a burger
- How many necks have you touched
- What's pesto