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@Marlebean: I call all my kids "baby" so I don't confuse their names...
Like a playa
@freshestginger: If I got a boyfriend I wouldn't know what to do...
What do they eat? How often do they need to be walked? Can they be house trained?
@kelkulus: Spanish for wife - "esposa"
Spanish for handcuffs - "esposas"
Well played, Spanish
@nonchalantnacho: Sex with me is like a roller coaster. There's lots of screaming and sometimes people fly out and die.
@Mattac0la: A hipster so cool he is reading a tree
@Dawn_M_: If you see a baby locked in a car break the window and put another baby in there, he's probably lonely.