Is a rivalry between 2 vegetarians still called Beef?
I can relate to blenders because I also scream while I’m doing my job.
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What I don’t understand is, how did Jabba the Hutt become so powerful? He’s just a fat, lecherous crook.
Sent my husband to work with leftovers from dinner last night. His co-workers are going to be so jealous of his bowl of cereal.
if i’m bleeding out in an alley & you approach me w/an app that would save me, but i’d have to login using facebook, i’d be fine w/just dyin
*Mary Poppins voice*
Ok, children! Time to go!
[15 min later]
I said let’s go.
Her: I’m a model.
Him: Oh cool, what agency?
Her: No, I’m an Instagram model.
Him: Ah ok. I used to be a sniper.
Her: Oh what, in the army?
Him: No, Call of Duty.
Sometimes I get so wrapped up in my own problems that I forget there are people having real fights on the internet.
College: Now that you’re making tons of money with your degree, please donate back to us every year
College: lol ikr?
I’m actually not looking forward to my wife having the baby. I hate meeting new people
Ate salad for dinner! Mostly croutons & tomatoes. Really just one big, round crouton covered with tomato sauce. And cheese. I ate a pizza.