@juliussharpe: I can see your camouflage pants, so they're not working.
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@leslid79: I wear my heart on my sleeve because if I wore it on my chest, it'd just get mustard stains on it.
@stevevsninjas: [airplane strafes the ground with machine guns] Mozzarella: *checks self* I'm OK. Cheddar: Me too! That was close, eh Swiss? ...Swiss?
@CulturedRuffian: Could you play us a song? Cat Stevens: Maybe. *Sets guitar on table* Cat Stevens: *Maintains eye contact-slowly pushes guitar off table*