Never forget that for every public official who is stupid and awful, there are thousands of ordinary citizens who are also stupid and awful.
I canceled my plans to go swimming because it was threatening to rain. I was OK with getting wet but only on my terms.
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One million people have DM’d me asking me to stop lying about the number of people who DM me.
If your dog & your baby are fighting, it’s important to leave them to it so that a pack leader can be established.
Anyone else notice how Barney the Dinosaur is basically a T-rex & parents had no qualms about leaving their children with an apex predator?
Not trying to be racist or ignorant but…nnseriously, all crocodiles and alligators look alike.
“My wife and I decided we don’t want to have kids.”
“But…don’t you already have 2?”
Dog The Bounty Hunter’s greatest weakness is getting distracted when the fugitive throws a tennis ball.