@robyn_vo: I can't believe I gave him my whole heart and he just shit on it like it was nothing, I hate mennnnever mind, he texted back. False alarm.
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@Home_Halfway: [Enter Password] abc1234 [Password weak. Password accepted, but system cannot respect you.]
@HatfieldAnne: *person walks past me minding his business and not bothering me in any way* “What's this idiot doing?”