@jaboukie: i can’t believe my little brother is a father we used to have to hide beans in the higher up cabinets so he wouldn’t shove them up his nose
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@continentlbkfst: getting into an accident in GTA and making my character get out of the car to exchange insurance information with the other driver
@daddydoubts: Ignoring your kids has become so easy thanks to smart phones. My poor dad spent 18 years staring blankly into space pretending not to hear any question I ever asked, and I don’t know if I’d have that same level of commitment.
@PinkCamoTO: "A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step" but so does the one from the living room to the kitchen for snacks and it's a lot less tiring.
@iwearaonesie: [dad accidentally steps on the dog] I'm sorry girl, I didn't see you. Are you ok? [dad accidentally steps on me] Why are you on the floor?!