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@sliver_of: I can't commit to plans with friends who wear fitbits.
-"No, I don't want to take the stairs again, you psycho."
*does jerk off motion*
*waves hands in the air like I just don’t care*
*does the hokey pokey*
*walks like an Egyptian*
*wonders why he didn’t ask for my number*