@1Bad_Scientist: Here's a list of things I need you to accomplish without any resources to do them with. -management

@barryjohnharper: I wonder if Batman ever saw the Batsignal and thought 'I've literally just sat down."

@ShootyDoody: Refrigerators are actually sentient beings, but we keep putting magnets on them, and erasing their memories.

@nicfit75: Considering "natural" childbirth? You wouldn't have a tooth pulled without painkillers, right? This is an 8lb tooth. From your crotch.

@Smurfettude: Remember: It's not stalking if you don't see me.