I change Siri to a man’s voice and now it doesn’t answer any more questions and turns off for hours

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THERAPIST: You’re cured.

ME: Really?!?

THERAPIST: No, of course not. How did that make you feel?


Imagine my surprise when I found out that don’t is not the abbreviation for donut


Our family’s annual tradition, as I put up the tree, everybody gathers around to watch my wife tell me I’m stringing the lights wrong.


This cashier just held my five dollar bill up to the light in case you’re wondering how I do with first impressions.


gonna make a bumper sticker for my car that says “MY KID IS SMARTER THAN YOU’RE KID” just to troll the grammar nazis behind me


The two most horrific words on the internet are “Begin Slideshow.”