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@metickleu: I choose my underwear for the day based on how likely I am to have sex.
Today I'm wearing a used grocery bag I found floating across the highway.

I choose my underwear for the day based on how likely I am to have sex. 
Today I’m wearing a used grocery bag I found floating across the highway.

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