Cats love it when you give them a mohawk
I couldn’t help but notice how you have pistachios that you’d probably like to share.
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i like how at this walmart they put baby food products in the checkout lane. like oops thats right i have a baby to feed
I mean, that’s one reason, sure.
We need an honest iPhone 6 slogan.
“How about, iPhone 6: Yesterday’s technology at tomorrow’s prices.”
Too honest, Carl.
I nearly choked on a hard boiled egg and I know in my heart a cinnamon bun would never treat me this way
Her: Does that dog actually play chess?
Me: He’s not so smart. I beat him 2 games out of 3.
Me: Alright, 1 game out of 3.
My hair style can best be described as “Always looks as if I just pulled a sweater over my head.”
I still remember when airlines gave you two choices; smoking, and chain smoking.
Valentine’s Day is *not* the most romantic day of the year; the winter solstice is, because it gives you the most amount of time to spend with your vampire husband before the sun rises.
You act like you’ve never seen a grown woman ride a carousel horse without kids.