@CarpentersCrack: I date waitresses so I can ask them if everything is ok when their mouth is full.
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@8bitbulbasaur: date: i love a guy who isn't afraid to curse during sex [later] me: *yelling* avada kedavra
@bridger_w: "Then it's agreed. We'll meet back in this same place in 10 years." -Me to some dishes in my sink
@bazecraze: The whole purpose of travel is to return home and discover what your house actually smells like.