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@Eagle_Vision: I didn't know Sony was hiring.
@PYWL: I just saw a video of a snake that learned to open doors. I probably don't need to sleep anymore anyway.
@mjkspeaks: My bank statement is just a visual record of bad decisions.
@AimeeHelene1: *blows bubbles in your face to distract you as I take all of your tater tots*
@chamashouse: When the police asked me where I was between 4 and 5, apparently "Kindergarten" wasn't the answer he was looking for.
@BuckyIsotope: Oh Magic 8-Ball, will anyone ever love me?