@CVTBaby: I don't ALWAYS post filthy tweets, but when I do, it is right after I'm followed by someone with "my Lord and Savior" in their bio.
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@MandiAtRandom: "Can you cook dinner tonight?" Can't. New meds say I can't operate any heavy machinery and that stove doesn't look light
@Ristolable: It's not illegal to convince your child that she is the only person who can see the sun and must never talk about it.
@heyjaadu: I use proper syntax and punctuation on all of my tweets, unless I am in danger of exceeding the 140 character limit... & then u no how it b