@tsm560: I don’t argue with idiots on the internet. If you’re not within punching distance I’m not interested
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@simoncholland: [5:45 AM] Daughter: "Daddy can you make me breakfast?" Me: "Can you not reach your Halloween candy?"
@Contwixt: If, by chance, I ever overthrow a government in an English speaking country, my first act as new leader will be to un-silence the p in coup.
@HatfieldAnne: Just because you didn't say "thank you" doesn't mean I'm won't say "you're welcome." No need for us both to behave the way you were raised.