@Kids_kubed

I don’t consider myself a controlling person.

Side note: Anyone else have a list of people your spouse can’t marry if you die?

I don’t consider myself a controlling person.

Side note: Anyone else have a list of people your spouse can’t marry if you die?

- @Kids_kubed

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