@JamieGreenlees: I don't hate you, but if you we're drowning, I would dive in and handcuff a piano to your neck.
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@AndyAsAdjective: It'll be a cold day in hell. Cloudy in purgatory, with a slight chance of rain. And clear skies up in heaven. Now over to Jim with sports.
@aveuaskew: I'm supposed to be afraid of you because you are a twitter badass? What are you going to do, caps lock me?
@Mr_Kapowski: [1st day in Hell] Satan: *giving impassioned speech* AND THE HELLFIRE AND BRIMSTONE- Me: *raises hand* What time are snacks? Satan: *eyes narrow* SNACKS?! Me: Ya, snacks Satan: Me: Satan: 3 pm
@JohnLyonTweets: Star Trek was my favorite show as a kid because I liked to fantasize about getting beamed off this planet. It's my favorite show now for the same reason.