@sarcasticmommy4: I don’t know what my husband is planning on doing for me for Mother's Day but I hope it's the laundry.
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@LuvPug: If you have to ask me if I want more cheese I'm just gonna assume you were dropped on your head as an adult.
@TheWriteStuff2u: You said that if I went to visit at the hospital I should be sure to take flowers. So, when the nurse wasn't looking, I did.
@natalayhehoo: If I ever want to hide something from my husband I'd put it in the dishwasher- he'd never look in there
@TheToddWilliams: [dinner] WIFE: This risotto is rich ME: Ah, 'rich' from the Old English 'rīċe' meaning powerful, and likely cognate with Proto-Celtic 'rigos' meaning "of a ruler or king" WIFE: Still listening to that history of English podcast? ME: … WIFE: … ME: …from the Latin 'Anglus'