@OneFunnyMummy: I don't know why friends and family keep getting pregnant when I have two kids right here they can have.
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@notstupidgaycat: addams family is funny because it was meant as a subversion of regular western family values, and so the wife and husband both like eachother
@ninjadinosaur1: have a nail gun and some boards laying around? show him you love him by adding some attractive wood paneling to his car