@atanenhaus: Do other animals have signature tranquilizers, or are horses just especially stressed out?

@fart: adam sandler's wife is madam sandler

@Jay_FrickinLynn: Britney is stranded on an island Britney is starving Britney forms tool out of rocks and sticks Britney sees a fish Britney Spears

@WilliamRodgers: "Your mission... Should you chose to accept it..." *Go to a bar you Hate *Put $50 in the Jukebox *Play nothing but Nickelback *Leave

@BoomBoomBetty: I call loading the dishwasher “quantum physics” because no one else in this house knows how to do that either.