@RobElliottComic: I don't mean to sound like a tough guy but I've been in New York City for almost two hours and I've only cried like 31 times...
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@andlikelaura: the cat has to wear the cone of shame and i woke up to her standing over me like a homicidal lamp and any way i’ll never be going back to sleep again
@faungirl123: Ladies with "finger in their mouth" avis, what's on your finger? Cake batter? Is it cake batter? Can I have some?