@NoToFeminism: I don’t need feimsm i like my men to be REAL MEN! the worst day of my life was when i realised i had mistakenly married a big bag of oranges
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@_MustBeArkaydia: Twitter is all fun and games until you get that text asking what that tweet was about.
@junejuly12: A woman just left the liquor store without buying anything. I can only assume she was dropped on her head as a baby.
@TheMichaelRock: You think 70 degrees yesterday and snow today is funny, Mother Nature? *empties 326 cans of hairspray outside* Knock that shit off!