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@GloGurL: I don't normally cook. How much vodka do you add to the mashed potatoes?
@bylinetd: Avacado is butter mascarading as a vegetable.
Somebody had to say it.
@Spaziotwat: Who called it "the equals sign" and not "the aftermath"?
@IamEveryDayPpl: The word "karaoke" comes from an old Chinese proverb meaning: "go home, you're drunk."
@_Ms_Moneypenny_: This salad isn't going to toss itself. *winks*
- Things you shouldn't say as you pass food around the Thanksgiving table :(
@StarWarsProblms: Qui-gon: You will give me the parts
Watto: I'm immune to mind tricks
Qui: Are you immune to lightsabers?
Watto: I will give you the parts