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@Marlebean: "I don't see things as half full or half empty. I try to be optimistic!"

-Me explaining to my husband why I ran out of gas.

“I don’t see things as half full or half empty. I try to be optimistic!”

-Me explaining to my husband why I ran out of gas.

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