*entire building at my work loses power*
*I run all the way to Linda’s office*
Remember when you said light up shoes were a dumb idea?
I don’t think any of us would have made it to a life boat on Titanic.
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1) Talk to someone
2) When that person says “just cheer up,” beat that person with a baseball bat.
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AKA, “My eye is up here”.
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Hey chubby dudes rockin’ tight polo shirts. Nope.