Jaws 2 (1978): after the sudden death of his father, a young shark is forced to take over the family business in a seaside resort.
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*Comes down wearing different pair of pajamas
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Her: You’ll miss me when I’m gone!
“You want crumbs with that?”
-My bed, every night.
*walks into the coffin shop*
I’ll take this one please. Don’t wrap it, I’ll wear it.
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cashier: paper or plastic
me: it’s a debit card
cashier: no for your milk
me: oh haha liquid’s fine