Just overheard a guy say he was buying a MacBook so he doesn’t have to worry about the Ebola virus. What.
I don’t understand why people get excited about carbon dating.
But then perhaps I just haven’t met the right pencil.
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If you want my kids to actually act thankful on Thanksgiving serve kraft mac n cheese, goldfish and apple
These are probably garbage words, I’ll just do what I, a moron, think
CDC: Stop that.
Listen guys, if a 5yo comes up to you and asks if it’s true that zombies won’t eat kids who eat their broccoli, BACK ME UP, DAMN IT.
Give me one reason why I shouldn’t pass this math class
“You held up 2 fingers just now”
Ok then give me that many reasons
Twilight drinking game rules:
1) drink 40 shots when you press play so you can die before the movie starts.
[outside a blazing house]
Me: … There was a spider.
Before you tell a woman her makeup is askew, be sure she’s actually wearing makeup.