@kwirkyKerri: I don't wish anybody dead, but a well placed nasty rash on you would kind of make my day.
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@shahrouzt: My dad recently fell for one of those Nigerian prince scam emails. I feel bad for him but I really needed the money.
@koalaslament: if I was ever in prison I'd quickly assert dominance by giving everyone a fabulous makeover
@pseudo_fred: I'm a man with a very specific set of skills. Woodworking, mostly. And so help me, God, I'm going to find you and build you a bench.