@SuitableHolmes: I drink Rockstar cause I'm a rockstar. My wife drinks Monster.
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@daemonic3: SCARECROW: If I only had a brain DOROTHY: I just want to get back to Kansas TOTO: It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
@KenJennings: The plural of "person on Segway" is "losers."
@Marlebean: I'm no heart surgeon but I have the most steady hand when scrolling through an ex's Facebook page.
@thenatewolf: Head and Shoulders should make a body wash called Everything Else
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